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Hello peeps! Just thought I'd stir some craziness in here!
Now remove your brain and start filling the blanks!

I like _________(1). They reminds me of ________(2), and smells like ________(3), but in reality, they are actually _______(4)
While out ________(5), I noticed that there were some _________(6) spying on me! So I whipped out my ___________(7) and screeched out "_________" MUUUUAAAHHHAAAAAAAAHHAAAAAA!!!!! :evillaugh:

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(1) What color are your socks?
for red = Worm salads!
for blue = Ice cream Aliens!
for white = radioactive marshmallows!
for black = lawn chairs
for multicolor = iron underpants
No socks? = rabid gnomes
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(2) What is your favorite color?
For Red = clothes hangers
For Blue = Pine cones
For Green = Mudkips
For Pink = hedge clippers
For Black = Ceiling fans
None of these = phone books
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(3) Which one is sitting closer to you?
The Radio = Outhouses
The Stove = burnt laptops
The Toilet = Window Cleaner
The Alarm clock = Heavy Weapons Guy
The Front door = Italian Bread
None of these = the inside of a Sailor Moon DVD Box
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(4) Which platform do you prefer?
Playstation(12&3, psp) = Pregnant Piranhas
X Box (360 and whatnot) = Moldy Coupons
Gameboy (Color etc.,)= Expired Calendars
PC = a form of Paint Thinner
Nintendo (Wii, 64, etc.,) Rusted Candle holders
None of these = used Car batteries
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(5) When is your Birthday?
Jan-Feb = Jelly Fishing
March-April = Walking my Koopa
May-June = Cherry bomb golfing
July-Aug = Painting my car green
Sept-Oct = Sporting my Gang colors
Nov-Dec = Selling Lava Lamps
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(6) Which car do you prefer?
Pimp Car = Assassins
Monster Truck = Prom Queens
Go Cart = Ninjas
Golf Cart = Lawyers
Tractor = Spies
Hippi Van = Frat Boys
Military Tank = Trollers
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(7) What is the color of the floor? (where you are standing)
Brown(carpet or wood) = Bazooka
Blue = Electric Guitar
Green = Bag pipes
White = Swiss Army Cat
Black = Inflated plastic parrot
None of these = Umbrella
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(8) Favorite Weapon? (the one you like, not the one that's best)
Guns = "SPIIIEEES"
Knives = "KAAAHN!
Swords = "SPAAAARTAAA!"
Crossbow/ Regular Bow = "WAAAAAAAAHHHH"
Bat = "VEGEEETTAAAAA"!
Axe = "TOMATOOOOOOO"!
Bombs = "LAAAAAAAAAAA"!

MUUUAAHHHAAAAHAAAAAA!!!!!!!
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EmeraldDragonBeast's avatar
Me likey RABID GNOMES. They reminds me mind of PHONE BOOKS, and smells like HEAVY WEAPONS GUY, but in reality they are actually PREGNANT PIRANHAS. While out CHERRY BOMB GOLFING, I noticed dat ther were some ASSASSINS spying on me! So i whipped out my BAZOOKA and screeched out "ALTAIR!"

me added another one.
ORANGES = "ALTAIR!"
Oranges can kill! i brained a zombie and a werewolf once with me bag of KEELER ORANGES!! :salute: